A relationship requires a lot of work an...

A relationship requires a lot of work and commitment.

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After a number of years dating, we decid...

After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners.

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All my freakouts have been pretty privat...

All my freakouts have been pretty private and directed at family pets and/or people I have been dating for too short a time to freak out at in that way.

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Appearance is something you should defin...

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.

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Are you kidding? I’m a terrible co...

Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again.

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Assumptions are the termites of relation...

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.

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At the time that I knew them, they were ...

At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting.

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At this year’s Open, I’ll ha...

At this year's Open, I'll have five boyfriends.

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Celebrities say they date other celebrit...

Celebrities say they date other celebrities because they have the same job. But I think they just like dating famous people. Celebrities attract each other, like cattle.

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Coming through the fire and through the ...

Coming through the fire and through the storm of life with a strong man, my fiance Ashanti, whom I've been dating for eight months and two wonderful children beside me, I'm just so happy that I have been able to maintain my integrity and get to where I am today with the right energy around me.

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Dating and getting attention from boys w...

Dating and getting attention from boys was something that came later to me.

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Dating co-stars is natural. When youR...

Dating co-stars is natural. When you're working with someone, it's habit.

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Dating in Los Angeles can be hard, which...

Dating in Los Angeles can be hard, which makes it all the better when you meet a really nice guy.

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Dating is all about the chase. It’...

Dating is all about the chase. It's fun!

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Dating is different when you get older. ...

Dating is different when you get older. You're not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone.

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Dating is just awkward moments and one p...

Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real thing.

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Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or s...

Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason.

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Dating is really hard because everyone p...

Dating is really hard because everyone puts on a front. It's really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself.

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Do not just look at your boyfriend as ju...

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too.

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Dodi got a lot of criticism when he bega...

Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana. No one seemed to think he was good enough for her.

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Everything I buy is vintage and smells f...

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

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Evolution is unobservable. It’s ba...

Evolution is unobservable. It's based on blind faith in a few dry bones and on unreliable dating systems in which the gullible trust. Kids should be allowed to make up their own minds about this issue, and not be censored to 'one side is all we will let you hear.'

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Falling in love and having a relationshi...

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things.

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Frankly, the reason I joined MENSA is be...

Frankly, the reason I joined MENSA is because I was dating a guy at the time who spoke five languages and could solve a Rubik's Cube literally with his eyes closed because it's just an algorithm.

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Good-looking individuals are treated bet...

Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.

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Here’s the funny thing about the r...

Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people.

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However successful you are, there is no ...

However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.

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I ain’t scared to do another datin...

I ain't scared to do another dating show, but I ain't really trying to. I want to do a talk show or something. I've done enough dating on television. I'm ready to spread my wings, and go down other avenues.

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I also find it interesting that a lot of...

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I always hated high-school shows and hig...

I always hated high-school shows and high-school movies, because they were always about the cool kids. It was always about dating and sex, and all the popular kids, and the good-looking kids. And the nerds were super-nerdy cartoons, with tape on their glasses. I never saw 'my people' portrayed accurately.

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I always say now that I’m in my bl...

I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

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I am a hopeless romantic and I love to s...

I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.

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I am dating, but it is hard to find some...

I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.

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I can’t even explain to you how te...

I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.

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I can’t even find someone for a pl...

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

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I can’t imagine dating a boy, meet...

I can't imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life?

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I can’t wait for my little sisters...

I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends.

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I change my mind so much I need two boyf...

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

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I didn’t have a financial need, an...

I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment.

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I do like dating cynics – they ten...

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.

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I don’t have a girlfriend. But I d...

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

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I don’t have dating tips....

I don't have dating tips.

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I don’t have the best dating track...

I don't have the best dating track record.

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I don’t know any of us who are in ...

I don't know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest - it doesn't exist.

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I don’t know the first real thing ...

I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general.

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I don’t know why anyone would want...

I don't know why anyone would want to ask an actor for dating advice. We are not the poster children for healthy relationships.

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I don’t mind dating younger men no...

I don't mind dating younger men now.

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I don’t really believe in rules, b...

I don't really believe in rules, but I do like old-fashioned dating where you don't call the guy until he calls you. I don't think it's like he's got to do this and that's the rule.

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I don’t really talk about my perso...

I don't really talk about my personal life. It's a strange and funny and weird thing. Sometimes you have a conversation with someone and the paparazzi snaps a picture of you and people decide you're dating. If I try to answer everything people say, I would be up all night.

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I don’t talk about who I’m d...

I don't talk about who I'm dating because when you break up, you wind up reliving it in the media.

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I don’t understand the whole datin...

I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.

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I fantasize about going back to high sch...

I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think that's where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to.

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I feel like I am a real artist and I wan...

I feel like I am a real artist and I want to be able to feel what I am singing about. So when I sing, 'Leave (Get Out),' I have been through that. I think it is just a new generation, whether people are ready for it or not. Teenagers are dating.

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I give dating advice on a regular basis....

I give dating advice on a regular basis. It's not that I'm any expert, but it's always nice to share that with your friends.

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I got that experience through dating doz...

I got that experience through dating dozens of men for six years after college, getting an entry level magazine job at 21, working in the fiction department at Good Housekeeping and then working as a fashion editor there as well as writing many articles for the magazine.

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I grew up between the two world wars and...

I grew up between the two world wars and received a rather solid general education, the kind middle class children enjoyed in a country whose educational system had its roots dating back to the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy.

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I grew up in the world of bad television...

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on.

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I had to find a diet that would kick me ...

I had to find a diet that would kick me back into dating shape, because I know that I can't date at size 8. I have to date at size 2. And it's just a fact of nature. Go get your injections and your chemical peels. You gotta look good to attract a man.

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I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you t...

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.

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I have no wisdom to share on dating....

I have no wisdom to share on dating.

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I have put gay dating on the map....

I have put gay dating on the map.

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I have stepped off the relationship scen...

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.

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I heard on public radio recently, there&...

I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed and then they take turns, they keep matching up with other people. Two people will weed down one row and switch over with two other people. It's in Vermont. I don't think I'd be very good at Weed Dating.

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I highly suggest marriage to all my frie...

I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.

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I like the bad-boy types. Generally the ...

I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange.

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I like the idea of dating, but I’m...

I like the idea of dating, but I'm not dating anyone exclusively, particularly right now. It's hard to be in a relationship unless you're ready to go public with it. So it's a lot easier for me to not be in a relationship. I really don't want that part of my life to be tabloid fodder.

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I love being a single mom. But it’...

I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.

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I prefer ordinary girls – you know...

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating.

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I started dating older men, and I would ...

I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life.

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I stopped dating for six months a year a...

I stopped dating for six months a year ago. Dating requires a lot of energy and focus.

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I suppose I was a little bit of what wou...

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy.

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I think a nice romantic dinner should be...

I think a nice romantic dinner should be saved for when you and the girl you're dating or seeing have something special and it's a more special occasion.

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I think feminism’s a bit misinterp...

I think feminism's a bit misinterpreted. It was about casting off all gender roles. There's nothing wrong with a man holding a door open for a girl. But we sort of threw away all the rules, so everybody's confused. And dating becomes a sloppy, uncomfortable, unpleasant thing.

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I think if I could have a boyfriend like...

I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I'd be really happy. But without the brother thing.

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I think more dating stuff is scheduling....

I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.

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I tried to tell them about the dating pr...

I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!

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I used to be a real prince charming if I...

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

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I want my audience to know me for my wor...

I want my audience to know me for my work, not because of who I'm dating or what drugs I'm on or what club I went to.

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I was dating a guy that was a huge wrest...

I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it.

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I was dating my first boyfriend in high ...

I was dating my first boyfriend in high school for a long time, and we broke up before prom. I hadn't met anyone else that I really wanted to go with, and my friends have always been amazing. So I went with my friends and got a million photos with them!

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I was dating this guy and we would spend...

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.

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I wish I was dating one of the ladies in...

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

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I wouldn’t tell you anything about...

I wouldn't tell you anything about anybody I cared about because it becomes entertainment for other people, and it sort of just cheapens everything in your life. I would never tell you if I was dating anybody.

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I’m 31 now. I think I’m begi...

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

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I’m a bad dater – I’m ...

I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like high school. I get a lot of people who have their publicist call my agent to ask, 'Is she dating anyone?'

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I’m a fan of horrors. I love the o...

I'm a fan of horrors. I love the ones that make you jump. My girlfriend hates it. I've been dating her for one-and-a-half years and I'm crazy about her, but she's terrified of horror films. Not the cute 'Will you hold me?' way, but she's weeping. With 'House of Wax,' we'll be sleeping and I'll go to the bathroom and she's sitting up waiting for me.

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I’m dating a woman now who, eviden...

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

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I’m enjoying dating. I’m sin...

I'm enjoying dating. I'm single, though, I'm not in a relationship.

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I’m finally dating. It’s fun...

I'm finally dating. It's fun.

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I’m friends with a lot of my exes,...

I'm friends with a lot of my exes, but it took time. We didn't just get into it. I don't think you can be friends until you're cool with them dating someone else. That's when you know.

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I’m honest about the journey IR...

I'm honest about the journey I've been on, so I definitely don't take dating lightly anymore.

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I’m much more interested in what a...

I'm much more interested in what an actor has to say about something substantial and important than who they're dating or what clothes they're wearing or some other asinine, insignificant aspect of their life.

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I’m not cynical about marriage or ...

I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it.

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I’m not great at dating, but I nee...

I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.

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I’m not interested in dating. I li...

I'm not interested in dating. I like being with my own best friend, me. Certain women, particularly older women, cannot believe I like going to a social event by myself. But I do.

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I’m not old-fashioned when it come...

I'm not old-fashioned when it comes to dating, but there's something nice about a guy pulling out a girl's chair and opening the door for her, even if it's just in the beginning.

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I’m not the girl who always has a ...

I'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend.

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I’m not very experienced with boys...

I'm not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy.

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I’m often dating people, but I don...

I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.

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I’m opening up my heart to the ide...

I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself.

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I’m quite sensitive to women. I sa...

I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you are in a relationship with a woman, imagine how you would feel if you were her father. That's been my approach, for the most part.

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I’m so an all-or-nothing person in...

I'm so an all-or-nothing person in dating, always. I'm big on not wasting time. And so, yeah, if something's not working, it's time to not hold people back.

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I’m the one who’s dating the...

I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I'm probably not the first person on their list - the weird, quirky, funny girl.

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I’m very open to dating and findin...

I'm very open to dating and finding a guy.

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I’ve always gone out with much you...

I've always gone out with much younger guys. But I rushed into relationships before really getting to know the person. What would come up as a warning sign within the first two weeks of dating would usually be the exact reason the relationship would end!

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I’ve been dating since I was fifte...

I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

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I’ve been dating younger men since...

I've been dating younger men since my 20s, When I was 29, I dated someone 21... younger men are just more fun. I like their energy. I've always been kind of young for my age.

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I’ve been in plenty of situations ...

I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me.

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I’ve had a little bad, bad media l...

I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though.

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I’ve had enough boyfriends and eno...

I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.

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I’ve had two romances since moving...

I've had two romances since moving to Las Vegas. One was with somebody 12 years older than me, and the other was the same age, and neither worked out. I know people still think of me as one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, and he of course was much older than me, but that was a whole different lifestyle and a different kind of dating.

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I’ve never been Romeo who meets a ...

I've never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It's been a much slower process for me each time I've gone into a relationship.

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If I’m with a man, is that going t...

If I'm with a man, is that going to prevent me from achieving my goal? What sacrifices will I have to make in terms of being myself, if I'm with a man? Something that young women find out really quickly is that when you start dating, all of a sudden you're supposed to have a role. You're not allowed to just be yourself.

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If there hadn’t been women we̵...

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

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If you can lie, you can act, and if you ...

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

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If you don’t have a valentine, han...

If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.

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If you’re a sports fan you realize...

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

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In a relationship you have to open yours...

In a relationship you have to open yourself up.

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In my own relationships, I know that I s...

In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn't encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what's best in my life, so if you're dating someone who doesn't want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn't be dating them.

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It seems essential, in relationships and...

It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.

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It was funny actually because that was s...

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It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.

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It's a big responsibility dating me. Because I come with a little bit of baggage, you know?

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It’s always been my personal feeli...

It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.

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It's ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it's like, 'Well, of course he did.' With me, it should be, 'Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I'll get me a Kristen Bell.' But guys hate my guts for always dating women I have no right to be with.

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It’s just me and my 6-month-old pu...

It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone.

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It’s weird to have people so inter...

It's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of the business that grosses me out. I'm always bummed out for people who just happen to be dating a celebrity, and they're also famous, and they can't live their life.

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It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

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Last year my boyfriend gave me a paintin...

Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That's the exception to the rule.

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Like many of you, I've always been slightly obsessed with vampires, dating back to the prime-time series 'Dark Shadows,' which I followed avidly as a kid.

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Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman who...

Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. They were about work friendships and relationships, which is what I feel my adult life has mostly been about.

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Maybe the most that you can expect from ...

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.

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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted t...

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

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My boyfriend calls me ‘princess...

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.

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My daughter’s mother and I are no ...

My daughter's mother and I are no longer dating, and the people I'm most likely to date are those around me, who are athletes.

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, s...

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

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My mom is going to kill me for talking a...

My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don't want to put myself in the position where I'm in a monogamous relationship right now. I'm not dating just one person. 'Sex and the City' changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people.

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My original inspiration was my mom: a fe...

My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!

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My philosophy of dating is to just fart ...

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

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My wife and I have been together since 1...

My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff.

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No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu....

No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry.

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Nothing defines humans better than their...

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.

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Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relat...

Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.

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Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement...

Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.

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People could rationally decide that prol...

People could rationally decide that prolonged relationships take up too much time and effort and that they'd much rather do other kinds of things. But most people are afraid of rejection.

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People say, ‘Just say who you̵...

People say, 'Just say who you're dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.' It's like, No they won't! They'll ask for specifics.

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Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

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Practically all the relationships I know...

Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.

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Real magic in relationships means an abs...

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others.

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Relationships in general make people a b...

Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. It's about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there?

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Right now I’m pretty single…...

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.

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Right now, I’m as single as a slic...

Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.

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Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam ...

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.

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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day –...

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

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Smart women love smart men more than sma...

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

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